Crazy Quotes

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
Carl Gustav Jung

"Love is a temporary form of insanity"

"One man's insanity is another man's vision."

"Being normal isn't one of my strengths."

"I used to be sane, then I got better."

"80% of success is showing up."
Woody Allen

"Some days it's not worth gnawing through the straps."

"Insanity: a perfectly rational response to an insane world."

"I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one."

“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”
Albert Einstein

"Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it is walking distance."

“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, usually do”

"There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
Oscar Levant

"Most, if not all, problems brought to therapists are issues of love. It makes sense that the cure is also love."
Thomas Moore

"Sometimes we reach the boiling point before we realize that the stove is on. Become aware of your feelings - keep your eye on the stove."
Karen Dougherty

"Words are the physicians of a mind diseased."
Aeschylus

"when you accept everything for what it is without labels you are outside of your ego."
Eckhart Tolle, "A New Earth"

"Work as if you don't need the money, love as if you've never been hurt, dance as if no one's watching."

"Life is a short, warm moment and death is a long cold rest. You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye: Eighty years, with luck, or even less."
Pink Floyd

"It doesn’t matter how inspired your work is if you're not healthy."

"Learn how to find peace between the things that happen."
Susan Riley

"The past is a dream, the future never comes, the "now" is all we have."
Eckhart Tolle (Paraphrased)

off·beat
adj. Slang
"Not conforming to an ordinary type or pattern; unconventional: offbeat humor."
Merriam-Webster Dictionary

"To define your own value for your blog is to declare independence from parent companies like Google that thrive by assigning value as they see it."

"Unless you try and do something beyond what you have mastered, you will never grow."
C.R. Lawton

"A guitar in my house, accessible, is a semi-automatic weapon against the blues."

"Take it easy or take it hard but TAKE IT!"
Woody Guthrie

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